GENERAL DIBBA.. BHARTIYA RAIL

.... Har ankahi ..baat ki taraf .. kuch safar bhi pure hoke bhi adhure hi reh jaate hai ..
Na jaane kyu hum mAzil pe pahuch krbhi akele reh jaate hai ... Ye linne Meri khud ki hai ...par ka kahu .. Zindagi bhi kuch esi hi hogai hai .. par baat yaha railway ki ...
... General dibba ...
😂😂 .. bhartiyon  ki jaan .. jaha na jaane roj kitni hi nayi kahaniya bunnii jaati hai ...kabhi seat ki lardayi krne ..se lekar exam ki pardhayi krte huye chatra ..yaha sabka alag hi bhokal hai .. sabka raj hai ..
Halat kabhi kabhi toh ese ho jaati hai ki haava bhi gujar na saake .. lekin enhi nok-jhok mein jaan basti hai humari .. yahi toh vo jagh hai jaha sarkare banti hai .. jaha ajnabi bhi jaana hua malum hota ..
Railway ka bass esi ke liye dhanyavad . Ki usne Hindustan .. ko Hindustan se millane mein koi kasar nhi chordi ....
.. na jaane samne khud ko hakikat baane ki mashak'kat mein yaha dhakkhe khate hai ...
Aksar dubate Suraj yaha roshni pate hai..
Khenne ko ye general dibba hai per yahi ..lakire apni disha badalti hai ..
Koi bambaiyA toh koi bangali... Yaha sabki ekhi boli .. chacha Toda jagah do ..thoda khisak lo ... 😂😂
Agr Hindustan se millna ho ... Toh general mein safar jarur krna .. 😉

#अंताछरी

#बैठे-बैठे क्या करें करना हैं कुछ काम ।
तो शुरू करो #अंताछरी लेके प्रभु का नाम।।

Bass ek rqst pura pardhna .
. Kuch naya hai

Baachpan ka चहीता game hota tha kbhi ye bhi .. Ghr ke sab log mill-baith ke khelte the
Per ab #pubg #chacha ne sabka dhanda chupat kr rakha hai.. Launde khud ko real war zone mein imagine bhi kr lete hai
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Kher छोड़ीये ,  ye gyan toh bahut log बाट्ते ही रहते    हैं।
Hummara #चरचा ka visey khali pahali line hai
"#बैठे-बैठे क्या करें करना हैं कुछ काम ।
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तो शुरू करो na".............
Aksar hum aadha se Jada samay ye sochne mein beeta maarte hai ki kre kya .
Jaise agr kal #math jaise bhaari subject ka paper hai  toh bajaye pardhne ke hum yahi sochte hai ki kya padhe jisse bas naao par ho jaye ..
Aur by chance humko pata chal gaya ki beta calculas padhlo nikaal looge toh bhi hum sochte hai " chalo dekha jayega time hai apne pass" ..
Mera maanna ye hai " Jitna jaada sochoge utna muskil hota hai #decisions_Lena . "
Mera kehna ye nhi hai ki ankh band krke nisana laagao #par nisaana lagane mein itna time bhi na lagao ki andhera hojaye aur aim hi gayab hojaye ..
Samjhe Bhaiya .

Jo krna hai kro jeet gaye toh kya kehne ..
Haar gaye toh bhi experience toh millega

#ye_vakiya_satya_ghatana pe hai

Yaar mera jee mains ka paper tha center #jaipur ka bhokal school .. Jiski building mere college se badi hogi shayad.
Khair entrance gate pe checking airport type ... Ki
1-)Koi bhi dhaaga nhi pehan ke jaana hai
2-)Koi juta pehan ke nhi jayega ( #mandir hogaya tha vo mall jaisa school )
3-)T-shirt aur jeans me bhi metal ka kuch nhi honna chahiye  ..
Phalana dhemka
Koi cargo jeans ki pocket ki strip kaat raha tha toh koi belt utaar raha tha .
Hum bhokal mein lower mein aur slipper mein the tension free
Koi coordinator se lardh raha tha toh koi dharam ki duhayi de raha tha kuch toh security guard pe hi chardh gaye...
Ek launda syad nayi t-shirt kharid ke aaya tha aur coller ke pas ek chain laagi thi usko guard rokke side kr diya aur bolla " ESE nhi ja skte"
Vo sayad banarsi tha bolla " Chacha jaane do paper hai esi ke liye drop maare hai "
Tab khadus coordinator aaya aur chain khichane laaga
Hum soch hi rahe the ki kahi pichle janam mein chain snacher toh nhi tha na ye .
Tab tak launda taao se bolla "500₹  ki hai pura vasul lenge "😂😂😂. Sab hasne lagge
Coordinator ki jal gayi bolla tum paper nhi doge .. Launda bhi tauua gaya bolla " kahe nhi denge rook ke dikhao .. Maar deb maar jaabbo yahi Chacha samjhe"
1.5 lakh deke padhe hai ese din ke liye  kaise nhi denne doge be "
Gaurd lardke ke pass aake bolla ye pagal teacher hai ESE na ulJho ESA kro chain nikal ke jao ..
Lardka chain remove krne ka try krne laaga
Ab nayi t-shirt thi toh chain bhi nikal nhi rhi thi aur time bhi horaha tha
Launda phir guard ke pass gaya bolla kya kre ..
Guard bolla " uaatdo aur jao " uska matlb chain se tha
Lardka josh mein...... utara T-shirt checking krvaya phir se aur ghus gaya
Pura campus ussi ko dekh raha tha
Under class room guide krne waale the usko rok ke puchne laage kaha Gus aaye ho usko ,koi chinta hi nhi thi uthaya admit card aur dikha diya toh log puche ESE hi aagye .tab lardka bolla "ki gate waale Chacha  ko pasand aagyi to khulva liye
T-shirt"
Class mein examiner tension mein.. Aur baaki bache bhi ..ye kya hai..
Humko toh laaga , bakki bacche soch rahe honge ..ki ..koi maannat maang ke aa
Vo mere hi class mein tha aur usmein 25 mein se 20 lardkiyan baithi thi
Lardka pahale thoda hichkichaya  phir ghus gaya binna kuch bolle aur fel ke baith gaya ...
Paper solve krne lagge sab ..
Jab attendence lenne examiner uske pass aaya toh usse maaza lene ke liye pucha " beta kaisa lag raha hai " .
Launda vese hi tension mein dikh raha tha per reply toh krna hi tha banarsi Jo thehara
Bolla " Chacha aacha lagta hai ..
karke - dekho kabhi .. Kuch nhi toh naya experience hojayega..."
😉😂😁😀😎
Usski jalli aur sab hasne lagge
Vo phir kaam krne laaga
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Uske aage wali lardki usse Darte huye pencil maangi toh bolla tension na lo kuch nhi krenege ...😂😂😈😯

MORAL " Agr vo lardka ye sochne lagta ki kya kre - kya kre toh uska saal barbad ho jata .. Usne kaam ko jaada importance Di .. Na ki khud ko "
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DAVA JEE KI ..

        Bhatke bechaare kaare kya JEE ki             bhookh meetti nhi
Saala JEE nhi UPSC hogaya hai             
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Jee ki dava  kardwi hai .  per asar jordar hota hai eska... Chahe samajh ho ya perivar har koi apke bass mein ho jaate hai ..  Janab muskil es baat ki hai ki esko nigalla kaise jaye ..  Ab har maarz ki tarah es jee ki taliff ko door krne ke liye kayi private aur govt sansthan khul ,kuch ausadhi kendra jisko hum coaching center ke naam se bhi jante hai .. Jaha guru :navik banke nayiya paar krane ka jimma leta .. #Yaad rakhiye sirf jimma hi liya jaata hai .
Hn toh en ausadhi kendron mein apke suvidha anusar 2year aur 1 year ka mahanga course chalta hai ..
Kuch aadhunic kendron mein kaksha 5 se hi esko nigalne ki tayyri ke uupay hote hai .
Ab bechhare bacche ko engineering ka 'e' taak toh paata hota nhi aur jee ki maar alag se khani pardti hai ..
Phir aasar jaada kuch hota nhi. .. Ab baacha toh baacha behak alag jata hai .
Toh suicide aur dost ke murder jaise wakiye sunnai dedete hai humko ..
Kher .,JEE pe aate hai .. Aksar
Intermediate pass krte hi ghar waale laag jaate hai JEE ki dava khilane mein aur baacha virodh kre toh #Sharma ka example set hi hai ki "dekho JEE kr liya ab vedesh mein hai" bhale ghr waalon ko bhi JEE kis chiryan ka naam hai ye pata ho
Phir bhi virodh barne pe javab kuch yu aata hai " ki try toh krlo baaki dekh lenge"
Bechara etni tariff sunke toh bhramha bhi behal jaye ye toh masum hai laaga deta hai chalang bajarang Bali ka naam leke ...
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